Escort Twitter

Escort Twitter – so much misinformation…

One of the things that drives me nuts about Escort Twitter is that misinformation is spread as truth just as long as the person who is tweeting is popular (or seems popular anyways).

Popularity seems to be all you need to be an ‘expert’ or to be able to spread lies and have people believe they are true.

Its seems to be very easy for escorts to promote themselves as an expert in a topic even without having a basic knowledge of the said topic.

As you can tell from my blogs, I am a bit SEO obsessed and have been for years.

The work I spend around 40hrs a week on is Escort SEO and I love the work I do. I love it as it is so challenging, my brain loves it because it’s all about problem solving & I have a maths brain. I struggle with writing and I can’t sell at all but give me data & I am happy indeed :)

I develop websites; I love developing sites because I love to rank no.1 on google with my sites lol

Pretty much my entire work life revolves around SEO in some form haha  I only use social media for social signals, if socials didn’t help SEO I wouldn’t do them at all haha

Escort SEO is extremely complex and challenging if it wasn’t we would all be sitting at position 1 page 1 for every keyword we want.   

But how would that work?   Would every single Sydney Escort be sitting number 1 for the keyword Sydney Escort?  It’s not possible obviously & google is smart that’s why they make small changes to their search algorithm every day.  

Adult SEO is the hardest SEO niche

  • It’s hard to promote as many places don’t allow adult
  • We don’t get the same SERPs as non-adult. I am yet to see anything Schema or Knowledge Graph that is escort related
  • Nobody publishes any research related to Escort SERPS so an Escort SEO has to use research real world & do our own testing.
  • There is no education available online for Escort SEO so most of the industry don’t understand how bloody hard it is to rank page 1

The basics of SEO are easy to grasp, if you have a WordPress site you can use a plugin like Yoast & use their videos to learn. Yoast is very helpful for SEO newbies

I digress… I often do when I have my ranty pants on lol

One of the things that drives me nuts on twitter is that some Escorts with zero SEO knowledge share misinformation like they are experts!  It undermines all the work, hours and research I put into my work.

It makes it look like my monthly fee is unjustified. If SEO is as basic as some escorts claim I shouldn’t even charge at all? Haha

On Escort Twitter, we have the self-proclaimed experts (some who are experts on everything!) but the ones that are more annoying are the rumour spreaders…

Most rumours are spread strategically and privately by Twitter direct message. It’s so simple to get a lie or rumour to spread like wildfire.  

Obviously you can’t put the lies in public or the person you are spreading they lie about could defend themself

I am regularly sent screenshots of DMs where my name is slandered. I am not sure why I get so many great rumours and lies spread about me?   

  • Is it because I spend time writing a blog that helps others?
  • Is it because I love SEO and my sites rank high on google?
  • Perhaps it’s because I am happy & content with my life?
  • Tall poppy syndrome?
  • Maybe I am just special?

BTW I currently reside in a very humble home in a very small city in country NSW, Australia.

I love living a simple and rather stress-free life; There is not a lot to be crazy jealous of about me but I am happy and for some people that must be enough to want to spread lies to try to hurt my feelings?

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but the lies of random haters no longer hurt my feelings.    After years of copping the same BS I no longer give the haters any power over me.

My fake rumours make me sound so bloody powerful

1 prominent Australian Escort loves to DM Singapore touring Escorts to tell them that I call the police on Escorts Touring Singapore. Why the F9ck would I do that? For what purpose? How do I do it? Do I have so much power that the Police can just go arrest someone on my say so?


I also heard a wonderful tale recently that when I managed Agency Atlantic Escort Agency in London I would steal the passports of high class escorts (British & Australian) and force them to work on the streets.

The logic behind that one I have not to clue about either? I am a solo Australia female who is good at digital marketing for Escorts, not the Russian mafia FFS… LOL

Agency Atlantic was a UK company & I was a director; The agency escorts paid a commission of 30%

Out of that 30% came all the costs of running the agency including wages, VAT, taxes, photos, digital marketing, offline marketing (we used print media back then too) phones and so much more.

The ladies we represented had fees of £200-£500 per hour.   Yet according to this nasty b*tches rumour, I was putting the girls on the street instead?

I am not sure how much a street based worker is paid but wouldn’t it be less than the 30% my company was already receiving?

The funniest part of that rumour is the woman who tells that story was also telling a story in London that she owned Atlantic…. The true story is that whilst she was represented by Atlantic for about 3 days she was removed from the agency for being involved in hard drugs and we had a no drug policy.

Liar Stamp

Rumours, Lies, experts and crack addicts pretending they are me, Escort Twitter really has it all!

If you have any funny rumours about yourself you would like to share you are more than welcome to do so in the comments section.  

I personally find laughing at my rumours and haters is a good tonic to help rid some of the hurt & upset they can cause :) Its taken me years and years to get to this place tho, I cried many tears in the past over the horrible untrue things that have been said about me and shared via Escort Twitter DMs

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